Aphorisms, quotes and sayings.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

I think of you with every waking moment of my life and dream of you with every dream that I have; I miss you.

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces.

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

You may be out of my sight... but never out of my mind... I Miss You!

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.

If I like it, I’ll buy it; pure impulse shopping.

I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake.

Shopping turns me off.

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.

A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like.

I hate last-minute shopping, it's always unsuccessful.

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

I love shopping, especially food shopping.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium.

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

And then, I do love my shopping, but actually, lounging is the big thing.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.