Aphorisms, quotes and sayings.

» Tue, 06/12/2011 - 9:14am

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

» Tue, 06/12/2011 - 9:13am

I think of you with every waking moment of my life and dream of you with every dream that I have; I miss you.

» Tue, 06/12/2011 - 9:13am

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.

» Thu, 17/11/2011 - 7:59am

A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces.

» Thu, 17/11/2011 - 7:58am

A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.

» Thu, 17/11/2011 - 7:56am

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.

» Sun, 06/11/2011 - 2:19am

You may be out of my sight... but never out of my mind... I Miss You!

» Sun, 06/11/2011 - 2:18am

Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.

» Tue, 18/10/2011 - 7:56am

If I like it, I’ll buy it; pure impulse shopping.

» Tue, 18/10/2011 - 7:54am

I don't shop because I need something, I just shop for shopping's sake.

» Tue, 18/10/2011 - 7:49am

Shopping turns me off.

» Tue, 18/10/2011 - 7:47am

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

» Thu, 06/10/2011 - 3:29am

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

» Thu, 06/10/2011 - 3:28am

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.

» Thu, 06/10/2011 - 3:28am

A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.

» Thu, 06/10/2011 - 3:27am

Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.

» Mon, 03/10/2011 - 4:50am

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.

» Mon, 03/10/2011 - 4:49am

I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like.

» Mon, 03/10/2011 - 4:48am

I hate last-minute shopping, it's always unsuccessful.

» Mon, 03/10/2011 - 4:47am

People will buy anything that is one to a customer.

» Mon, 19/09/2011 - 8:15am

I love shopping, especially food shopping.

» Mon, 19/09/2011 - 8:15am

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

» Mon, 19/09/2011 - 8:13am

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.

» Tue, 06/09/2011 - 9:08am

A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something.

» Tue, 06/09/2011 - 9:01am

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

» Tue, 06/09/2011 - 9:00am

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

» Thu, 25/08/2011 - 4:52am

I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?" Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, "Extra medium.

» Thu, 25/08/2011 - 4:52am

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

» Thu, 25/08/2011 - 4:51am

And then, I do love my shopping, but actually, lounging is the big thing.

» Thu, 25/08/2011 - 4:50am

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.